Lane 8

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What do you think when you see a basic looking white dude named Daniel?

I think of a nice Jewish boy from the midwest who grew up on Cherry Creek Lane with a Labradoodle named Daisy and a sort of conventionally attractive mom named Karen who plays Tennis every Tuesday morning at the club with Cheryl and Diane. His father, Robert, a successful orthopaedic surgeon with strong connections to his Jewish Fraternity from College, enjoys reading the Sunday morning paper and being awful at golf.

THIS, however, is not that Daniel....well this is Daniel....I mean... what I’m trying to say is this guy’s name is Daniel but he’s not THAT Daniel, ya know?

Anyway here’s a banger